ollymuhrs:

when girls call their boyfriend “daddy” i want to projectile vomit on their existence 

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multipack:

do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea

(via swahili500)

(via different-city-every-night)

shoutout to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever

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homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

(via swahili500)

bobbryars:

bobbryars:

If this was the 19th century my family would have sold me to a nice rich boy by now and everyone would be happy

please stop reblogging this i’m scared the social justice bloggers will find me 

(via azteckiss)

yesimbeyonce:

If you can’t handle me at my Lindsay Lohan then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my Beyoncé

(via you-stranger-you-legend)

best-of-funny:

dicksoclock:

oh god so earlier today my dad and i came back from grocery shopping and we were putting everything away and he pulls my a box of my tampons out of the bag and turns to me and says 

“where do these go?”

and there was kind of this awkward moment of silence before i went “…my vagina”

and then he kind of just fell over and nearly cried

and was like “WHICH CUPBOARD ASDGHJ”

X

(via nyan-chann)

thewalkingassbutt:

twisterit:

For eyesofophelia.

Original gif is not mine, I just added Jensen’s head. 

I HAVE LOST THE ABILITY TO BREATHE OMFG

(via you-stranger-you-legend)

flirtykurty:

OH MY GOD MY MOM WAS USING HER EMAIL ON MY COMPUTER AND SHE’S HOPELESS AT COMPUTERS AND SHE MINIMIZED HER EMAIL BY ACCIDENT AND SAW MY KINDLE WINDOW OPEN WITH REALLY REALLY EXPLICIT SUPERNATURAL GAY FANFICTION (DESTIEL IF YOU WERE WONDERING)

I WALK IN AND SHE’S BLUSHING AND SHE GOES “I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED MAKENNA GET ME BACK” 

I BLAMED IT ON HER I SAID OH MY GOD MOM WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! WHAT SORT OF THINGS ARE YOU READING MOM?! AND SHE BOUGHT IT

(via you-stranger-you-legend)

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

(via sneakingoutofreality)

amoying:

svvitzerland:

svvitzerland:

how do you compliment a girl in french?

bon appetits

madame more like madayum

(via azteckiss)

best-of-funny:

X

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princess-hipster:

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somehideitbetter:

fuckyeahsexyatheists:

velma-dear:

iconicmonsters:

I’m not satanic but these are some damn good rules.

satan does not support rape, animal cruelty, or child abuse

when walking in open territory, bother no one. if someone bothers you, ask them to stop. if they do not stop, destroy them.

*Today on I Didn’t Know I was a Satanist*

I agree with all of these rules…I’m really uncomfortable now

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